Secrets From The Future
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Get your most closely kept personal thought:
put it in the
Word .doc with a
password lock.
Stock it deep in the
.rar with
extraction precluded
by the
ludicrous length and the
strength of a reputedly
dictionary-attack-proof
string of characters
(this, imperative to thwart all the disparagers
of
privacy: the
NSA and
Homeland S).
You better
PGP the
.rar because so far they ain’t impressed.
You better take the
.pgp and print the
hex of it out,
scan that into a
TIFF. Then, if you seek redoubt
for your data, scramble up the order of the
pixels
with a
one-time pad that describes the
fun time had by the thick-soled-
boot-wearing stomper who danced to produce
random
claptrap, all the intervals in between which, set in tandem
with the stomps themselves, begat a
seed of math unguessable.
Ain’t no complaint about this
cipher that’s redressable!
Best of all, your secret: nothing extant could
extract it.
By
2025 a children’s
Speak & Spell could
crack it.
You can’t hide secrets from the future with math.
You can try, but I bet that in the future they laugh
at the half-assed schemes and
algorithms amassed
to enforce
cryptographs in the past.
And future people do not give a damn about your shopping,
your Visa number
SSL’d to
Cherry-Popping
Hot Grampa Action websites that you visit,
nor password-protected
partitions, no matter how illicit.
And this, it would seem, is your
saving grace:
the amazing haste of people to forget your name, your face,
your litanous* list of indefensible indiscretions.
In fact, the only way that you could pray to make impression
on the era ahead is if, instead of being notable,
you make the data describing you undecodable
for
script kiddies sifting in that relic called the
internet
(seeking latches on treasure chests that they could wreck in seconds but didn’t yet
get a chance to cue up for
disassembly)
to discover and
crack the cover like a crème brûlée.
They’ll glance you over, I guess, and then for a bare moment
you’ll persist to exist; almost seems like you’re there, don’t it?
But you’re not. You’re here. Your name will fade as
Front’s will,
‘less in the future they don’t know our
cryptovariables still.
Now it’s an
Enigma machine,
a code yelled out at top volume
through a
tin can with a
thin string, and that ain’t all you
do to broadcast
cleartext of your intentions.
Send an
email to the government pledging your abstention
from
vote fraud this time (next time: can’t promise).
See you don’t get a visit from the department of piranhas.
Be honest; you ain’t
hacking those. It’d be too easy,
setting up the next president, pretending that you were through freezing
when you’re nothing but warming up: ‘to do’ list in your diary
(better keep for a
long time — and the long time better be tiring
to the
distribution of electrical brains
that are guessing every
unsalted hash that ever came).
They got alien technology to make the
rainbow tables with,
then in an afternoon of glancing at ‘em, secrets don’t resist
the loving coax of the mathematical calculation,
heart of your mystery sent free-fall into palpitations.
Computron will rise up in the dawn, a free agent.
Nobody knows the future now; gonna find out —
be patient.
*litanous: adj., comprising a litany or litanies